November 1st, 2011
I like my girls like I like my bunkers, cheap, cramped and filled with 4guys.
dre
September 11th, 2011

It was just past 2 am when I first heard my son crying. I could tell, just by the sound of it, that he was mad at something. The problem with new borns baby(he is 11 days old) is it’s hard to exactly determine what they are in need of. Last time he ate was at 1am so he couldn’t be starving. His diaper was dry and clean. He denied the pacifier when I tryed to give it to him. So I thought let’s just hug him and give him some love. While doing so I decided to sit on my computer chair and turn on some streams. He kept crying for a while, nothing seemed to stop him.


Until that very special moment happened, where I decided to watch some Day9 archives. The moment he heard the daily sound he instantly stopped crying. He started to try and turn his head so he could see the screen. I was astounded. For a full hour, he stayed in my arms “sitting” on my chest watching and hearing the day9 daily he even pulled out a smile at some point (pretty much his first real smile).


Now some of you might say, well it’s just coincidence, he was done crying and it happened when you turned the daily on. Then I must inform you that his last 3 crisis we’re solved by the daily.

posted by nocthem on the Starcraft subreddit.
December 30th, 2010
Your car is Japanese. Pizza is Italian. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee, Brazilian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And you complain: your neighbor is an….immigrant?
Facebook Chain Letter
December 5th, 2010
Expecting life to treat you well because you’re a good person is like expecting an angry bull not to charge you because you’re a vegetarian.
Ben Balbona
November 15th, 2010
Major League Gaming has submitted their playlist specs to us and we’re working to get them integrated into matchmaking. We’re working hard to get it ready for all of the eager fans out there and we’re currently targeting mid-December, barring any complications during testing.
October 26th, 2010
I expect 2 see #CODBlackOps play on MLG!!! =D Few things left 2 sort out but we’re hopeful that it will be there 4 2011
@JD_2020 (Josh Olin, Treyarch’s community manager)
September 3rd, 2010
It’s no Halo. But it’s nice to see other studios try to replicate one of many features we did in the past…Save films.
Ken Taya of Bungie Studios (via: @Killa KC)
August 2nd, 2010

Guys, I’m fucking sick of this. I’m almost 22 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates.


I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken.


I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts.


I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me.


And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea. :(

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July 27th, 2010
Tag team fighting, Street Fighter IV tech, and ultimate match-ups with Street Fighter and Tekken characters; That’s what Street Fighter X Tekken is all about.
Capcom


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I'm Andreas aka NEXY aka Dre. I love the internet, esports and the ukulele. I'm alright.