the coolest nerd you know

So yesterday I heard a rumor that Kreayshawn of the talentless White Girl Mob was Bruce Willis’ niece. Posted it up on Twitter, got a few retweets, went to bed and woke up the next morning to find this in response:

I thought to myself, “bitch, how the fuck can you ‘confirm’ that rumor is not true? Who the hell are you?”. So I scoped out her Twitter page.

Wait WTF? Bruce Willis’ old lady? Bullshit. I’ve got some googling to do.

Hot damn! It is Bruce Willis’ wife! Yeah, we were just chatting. :) Bruce, you better watch your girl before I steal her.