the coolest nerd you know

Guys, I’m fucking sick of this. I’m almost 22 and haven’t been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that’ll hire high school graduates.

I’d get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I’ve failed every damn test I’ve ever taken.

I’m socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts.

I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she’s athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it’s like; I’ve been friend zoned real hard. She’s my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I’m pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he’s the only one that can tolerate me.

And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea. :(